when someone asks you about your fetishes
Any blog is a porn blog if you jerk off to web comics about gender or crochet patterns with the word fuck.
when an entire class of elementary school kids gets on stage to half-ass a performance on their recorders for their parents in the audience, would that technically be dissonant/freeform/chaotic enough to qualify as musique concrete? was i accidentally a noise musician for a day in 3rd grade? are all elementary school music teachers really just radical outsider artists on the low?